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PostSubject: Ostali   13/3/2009, 1:10 pm

Ulazi Rambo u banku sperme i sestrica mu daje posudu.
- mala je ta posuda, daj ti meni teglu!, reče Rambo.
Ulazi u kabinu, kad iz kabine se čuje:
- Uff, grrrrrr, auuuuuu!
Izlazi Rambo znojav, dolazi do sestrice:
- mogu li da dobijem peškir?
Uđe ponovo u kabinu, a iz kabine opet:
- Aaaa, uuuuuf. grrrrr!
Sestrice se skupile ispred kabine, izlazi Rambo:
- Jel možete malo da mi navlažite peškir?
Opet ulazi u kabinu i opet počnu zvukovi:
- AAAAA, uuuuu, grrrrrrr!
Izlazi Rambo iz kabine:
- Da mi je znati, ko je ovako stegao poklopac na tegli!?
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   13/3/2009, 2:28 pm

dolazi argentinac u selo kod jednog seljaka sa argentinskim dogama
seljak:oces da se kladimo u 1000 evra da ce moj zuca da pocepa tvoje dve doge
argentinac:moze
i pocepa zuca obe doge
dolazi sutra opet isti argentinac sa 3 doge
selja:ajde da se kladimo u 2000 evra da ce moj zuta da pocepa tvoje 3 doge
argentinac:ajde
pocepa ih zuca kao nista
a argentinac ga pita pa koja je rasa taj zuca
a seljak kaze ma to je meni neki moj drug doneo iz afrike lava ja ga osisao pa ga zovem zuca!
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   13/3/2009, 2:31 pm

hahahha,kako dobar vic....hehahha
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   13/3/2009, 2:36 pm

hahhhhaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   14/3/2009, 4:23 pm

Zvone policajci Muji na vrata. Mujo pita:
"Ko je?"
Policajac:"Policija."
Mujo:"Šta hoćete?"
Policajac:"Malo da popričamo."
Mujo:"Kol'ko vas ima?"
Policajac:"Dvojica."
Mujo:"Pa popričajte."
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   14/3/2009, 4:37 pm

hahaahah,extra vic .
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PostSubject: Re: Ostali   14/3/2009, 4:40 pm

lol!
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