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PostSubject: Crnogorci   28/12/2008, 7:42 pm

Davi se Crnogorac u moru i kuka iz sveg glasa:
- Uuuuupoooomoooc!!!
Gleda to drugi Crnogorac sa obale pa ga pita:
- Sto se deres , jado?
- Neznam da plivam!
- Pa ne znam ni ja pa se ne derem!
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   28/12/2008, 7:43 pm

ahhahaahahahaha dobar je Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   28/12/2008, 7:45 pm

Pricaju 2 crnogorca:
-Gle zena se davi a mi stojimo..
-Jest aj da sednemo!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   28/12/2008, 8:23 pm

Hehe!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 12:57 am

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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 1:21 am

Godina 1998. Dva djetica gledaju Olimpijadu. Prate jednog takmicara koji ocigledno zaostaje za drugim takmicarima.
- "Vidje onu babetinu sto se vuce?"
- "Cuti bre, to je nas!"
- "Aaaaaaaaaaa. Vidje djetica kako tjera sve pred sobom."


Spilberg odlucio snimiti film u Crnoj Gori. Snime oni film o Crnogorcu, a na filmu Crnogorac 2 sata spava.
Film u Americi postigne veliki uspjeh, pa je Spilberg odlucio snimiti jos jedan film. Odu u Crnu Goru te snimaju film. Za vrijeme filma Steve se digne i veli Crnogorcu: "Cujes, jel bi se mog'o malo dignut, da nije toliko jednolican film."
A Crnogorac njemu veli: "Pa nijesam ti ja kaskader"
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 1:36 am

Micko nemoj da pises postove jedan za drugim!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 11:12 am

Nixone u pravu si,ali nemoj tako da kazes...jer ce korisnici misliti da si isqrcen i tako to...
Nego uradis ovako...

Iskopiras recenicu iz pravilinika u kojoj pise da se nesmeju slati postovi jedan za drugim,stavis pod navodnike,stavis da budu u crvenoj boji i u novom redu napises:

Molimo vas da sledeci put obratite paznju na pravila foruma.


To ce opomeni dati odredjen nivo zrelosti sto svaki korisnik gotivi a i mali nivo postovanja prema korisnicima,sto im daje utisak da su pozeljni ovde samo malo da se kontrolisu...
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 12:42 pm

hahahhahaahhahaha xD lol dobri vicevi najjači mi ovaj zadnji post Very Happy markoviću nabe xD

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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 3:53 pm

elrusso wrote:
Nixone u pravu si,ali nemoj tako da kazes...jer ce korisnici misliti da si isqrcen i tako to...
Nego uradis ovako...

Iskopiras recenicu iz pravilinika u kojoj pise da se nesmeju slati postovi jedan za drugim,stavis pod navodnike,stavis da budu u crvenoj boji i u novom redu napises:

Molimo vas da sledeci put obratite paznju na pravila foruma.


To ce opomeni dati odredjen nivo zrelosti sto svaki korisnik gotivi a i mali nivo postovanja prema korisnicima,sto im daje utisak da su pozeljni ovde samo malo da se kontrolisu...
Dobar predlog! Smile Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   29/12/2008, 4:00 pm

Hvala Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   14/2/2009, 11:22 pm

1.
Ulazi krsni Crnogorac u kafanu, sjeda i poziva konobaricu. Prilazi mu mlada zgodna i lijepa konobarica i pita ga sta hoce da pije. Na to ce Crnogorac: "Djevojko,donesi mi jednu jaku kafu ko sto sam ja i slatku ko sto si ti!" Donese konobarica kafu, Crnogorac proba kafu pa joj rece: "O, djevojko, da se nisi ti malo precijenila!!!"
2.
Dosao Crnogorac na Trg Bana Jelacica i ugledao kip.
Pita on: "Ko je ono?"
Kazu mu: "Ban Jelacic"
Crnogorac: "Dobro, a koji ga ono junak jase?"
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   9/3/2009, 11:29 pm

sede 2 crnogorca... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   13/3/2009, 2:41 pm

Opljačkala banku dva Crnogorca pa u pobegli u sklonište. Pita jedan od njih:
-Jel pobratime ’oćemo li da brojimo novce
il’ da čekamo sjutra da čujemo na vesti?
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   13/3/2009, 2:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   14/3/2009, 4:26 pm

Dosao Crnogorac na Trg Bana Jelacica i ugledao kip.
Pita on: "Ko je ono?"
Kazu mu: "Ban Jelacic"
Crnogorac: "Dobro, a koji ga ono junak jase?"

Hodaju crnogorac i cura!
Kaze Crnogorac curi: "Vidju ti curo ono brdo?"
Kaze cura: "Vidju!
Kaze crnogorac: "A vidju ti curo ono drvo?
Kaze cura: "Vidju!
Kaze crnogorac: "E dosta romantike hajde da se jebemo!"
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   14/3/2009, 4:36 pm

Vr' Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   14/3/2009, 4:39 pm

jesu dobri a??
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PostSubject: Re: Crnogorci   14/3/2009, 4:56 pm

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